The only way to see London in a weekend is with five shots of espresso and redbull each night. Sleep? What is this foreign word? This strange currency exchanged between the weak and the dark did not travel with me this weekend. Oh no sir, I greeted the sun and the sites of London with weary legs and satisfaction. REM cycles are key here. 3 hours of sleep each night is quite possible to maintain (reference college finals) for short periods of time. Along this preface our tale begins....
Thursday:
Giddy as a school boy, I watched the second hand on the clock count down until bell time. I had London on my mind all day and could not sit still. Work lasted FOREEEVVVVEERRRR especially since I had very little to do this day. FINALLY it was time. I packed up my things in world record time then had to contain myself from sprinting down the streets of Dublin to my apartment for fear of seeming crazy. I frantically packed two shirts, some undies, socks, a toothbrush, and passport and we were off. WAIT! Run back inside for the camera, ok now we’re good to go. All seven of us walked to the bus stop ready to go, but......no bus.
Luckily we had left enough time in case such an incident occurred (that’s right I planned ahead). Finally succumbing to fear of missing our non refundable Ryanair flight, we hailed a cab and sped to the airport. The Dublin airport is an absolute ghost town at 9pm on a Thursday, making customs seem like a session of take your shoes off and get rubbed down by a smelly burly man. After pouring acid on my brain to eliminate the emotional scars left by the airport security, we went to the terminal and waited. For those of you fortunate people who have never flown Ryanair, allow me to describe the process.....
You show up to the terminal and que up. There is no assigned seating, you mad dash on the tarmac to get to the plane. Once on board, the faint smell of barf lingers and you sit next to a large man who is sweating and dominating your arm rest so you have to face sideways the whole flight. Then comes the parade of goods being sold in flight. Anything from magazines to cigarettes (which you can’t smoke???) to just about anything you can imagine. Finally the flight ends and you step down the steps onto the tarmac feeling like a rock star! What up London!
We proceeded through the London airport (which has absolutely no customs or security inbound, just a friendly open door letting you into the country) to our bus. Time to crash. We all slept away the hour and a half ride to our hostel, arriving at 2:30 am on Friday.
Friday:
If we are being technical here, I will continue still in what I consider Thursday night, but for the sake of chronology we will put as Friday. Our hostel was in a swanky part of town. We saw Ferraris, Rolls Royces, and Aston Martins like they were Fords driving around. We were a 10 minute walk from Buckingham Palace, and had a pub with happy hour attached to the first floor. Life was good here. After checking in we slept HARD.
The next day (time sun came up) Kyle’s alarm woke us up at 8am from still being set to the work week. We said whatever and got up anyways. After getting ready we proceeded towards Buckingham Palace. It just so happened that it was exactly 11am, time for the changing of the guard. We knew our trip was off to a good start! After watching the changing of the guard we proceeded to see absolutely all of the tourist attractions in the central and west part of the city. After enough touring to last me a while, Laura and I escaped and went to explore the parks. Hyde park is a huge music venue and had a festival going on at the time so we sat and chilled for a bit there then headed to Green Park, my favorite park and part of the trip. We hung out there for a good two hours then headed back to meet everyone for happy hour. You would all love the hostel I stayed in because you can sit outside (on the ‘porch’) and drink your drinks and enjoy the perfect weather, which is exactly what we did. After getting ready we hit a night on the town and met up with my friend Nikki who has a flat in London. Seeing sun up I knew I should get SOME shut eye to make it through the next day, so I retired to bed for another good 4 hour rest.
Saturday:
Saturday was much more chill than Friday. We went to the Tower of London which turned out to be my least favorite part. They stopped doing night tours and the whole thing was just too redone and touristy for my taste. Matt, Laura, and I decided to take the preferred route of a few bottles of wine and the park before meeting up again for happy hour. So we proceeded to Green Park again and laid in the grass for the whole afternoon and people watched and chatted. Best time of the trip by far. Rinse and repeat we went out that night again to explore the night life of London. Because we had a 6am bus back to the airport the next day we opted for zero sleep. Eating pizza at 5 am with the sun in our hostel pub was quite pleasant actually.
Sunday:
Begin the long day of travel. Slept on the bus to the airport, slept in the terminal, slept on the plane, slept on the bus, and then went to the Hurling finals with Ben. At the hurling match I was nodding in and out of sleep, waking up when a goal was scored and the roar of the crowd shook me to life. Finally after walking all the way across the city back home I was free to sleep. Begin another work week.
In conclusion, London was awesome and I wish I could have stayed there, but everything was so much more expensive. Well worth the money and sleep I sacrificed. I would do it all over again if I could and cannot wait to go back there for a longer stay.